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Sacha Baron Cohen holds a press conference to promote his new film The Serial Rapist. He is totally in character. “Nice tits,” he tells an entertainment reporter. She laughs. It is a wonderful joke from a gifted comic. Everyone laughs. They roll around on the floor, laughing and weeing themselves a bit, rolling around in the slick wet patch caused by the wee. It is a transcendent moment in comedy. Outside, the sun shines down on a world that has been slightly changed for the better by this beautiful gift. Sacha Baron Cohen sticks his hand down the front of disgusting trackpants and starts masturbating. It is almost TOO good. “Just met THE SERIAL RAPIST! Too funny!” everyone TwitPics. Around the globe, countless thousands of Twitter users chuckle at the inherent brilliance of the concept and its masterful execution